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(I don't wanna sing it)
My folks have a friend who knows a little old lady
Her old electric car was just a little bit shaky

It's in a dark garage
Been sittin' there for years
She flipped on the light, but it wasn't there
She called police and gave a thorough description
"If it don't turn up, I'm gonna have a conniption"

The police called back, it was kinda insane
They found it on the freeway off the far right lane
I offered to take it off her hands for some money
Well, she'd ... take it home honey

My folks have a friend who knows a little old lady
Her old electric car was just a little bit shaky
(Fuck it I can't sing this bitch)